You know what they say...

As soon as you stop trying so hard, it will happen. 

I'm talking about tomato plants. As soon as you stop watering and fertilizing and trying so dang hard to take care of them, they will grow. At least that's what happened to me. 

After completely giving up and not watering them for about two months, I walked outside on New Year's Eve, and look what I found...

 All I could do was laugh! 

I haven't touched them since, because apparently my presence causes them not to grow. They haven't ripened yet, and I'm not sure if they will, but at least I  can say have tomatoes!